To two too much

When somebody constantly one ups your stories with things that are not as cool.

Bro
I was telling Josh a story and to two too much with that guy is a headache. He always wants the last word

by Totwotoomuch January 4, 2023

ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

Too MF Playa

Too mf playa is a way of life. When one is too mf playa they have such an immense amount of drip/swag they can’t help but to act a fool. On the verge of being “lost in the sauce.” Being too mf playa is commonly associated with taking a ridiculous mirror selfie or lip syncing your favorite Lil Durk song. Popularized by OrigynSport™️ founder Jake Morris, the most foolish playa of them all.

Jake Morris is too MF playa! His playerness is off the chain!

by YungBlanco October 7, 2021

my too

When reffering to your cock

guy: this house is so big

other guy: my too

by Sussyposter September 9, 2021

thanks and you too

after someone says thanks and tells you to enjoy something, you might react by saying "you too"
might be embarrasing if you say "you too" to someone who isnt doing the same thing you are.

thanks and you too

by crystaldreamer12 September 16, 2021

Too Much For The Series

When somebody is just doing the most/ overdoing something.

Person 1: We should take extra notes for the project
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Just because
Person 2: You always doing too much for the series

by greysweatpants September 19, 2021

Too far

That, that right there

That was Too far man

by Moddn July 18, 2021