Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes 

1) a threat used by a bomber where they force their hostages to spill out classified information or else they get blown up
2) ironic/satirical statement for when you just want someone to shut up but they keep on blathering on about stuff you don't care about

Bank robber: *rips the duct tape off of Karen's mouth* Give me the code to the safe
Karen: *cries* I won't let you do this!!!!
Bank robber: Shut up! Now keep talking and nobody explodes!!

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Her: .......sitting on this balcony and I wanted to talk to him but couldnt but then I drank a glass of wine and I did but ended up talking to another guy who seemed cool and so I blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah........ and we took a selfie together.
Me: *nods head impatiently* Oh ok
Her: oh and which reminds me I also met this other guy--
Me, seething with impatience: Yes..... Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes...... 🙃

Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 21, 2021

Sleep Talking 

when you say random shit in your sleep without knowing it

scout:gotta burn the grocery store before five five o'clock
pyro:*excitement*
spy:don't get your hopes up, scout's just Sleep Talking

Sleep Talking by raybeez February 20, 2022

Japanese talking toilet 

Something you use to make an idiot google stuff

John “Have you heard of those Japanese talking toilets”

Sam “No”

John “Look it up then , they are weird”

Japanese talking toilet by Eye Ladies July 16, 2022

Ball Tasking 

You put your Scrotums (or ballsacks) to various tasks with your significant other to see if the male partner has been working their balls out, preparing for any kind of sexual intercourse.

babe, do you wanna go through stage 3 of ball tasking?

Ball Tasking by choghies June 15, 2023

Stop talking about lawnmower man 

An expression used for telling someone to shut up when they've been talking for way too long about something nobody cares about, especially when the subject matter is an obscure/poor quality piece of media or pseudocelebrity.

The quote itself originates from the youtube channel "Funhaus", when Bruce Greene interrupts the others as they're having a conversation about the movie "Lawnmower Man".

Lawrence: "The Lawnmower Man director, you could tell he was really building up to it cause he teased-"
Bruce: "Stop talking about. Lawnmower. Man."

(At a party)
Guy 1: If you're gonna watch Waterworld, you'd better watch the Ulysses Cut or else you'll be missing out on a lot of scenes that help explain more about the world. It also helps you get a deeper understanding of the Smokers' religious beliefs and their ability to refine-
Guy 2: Hey man, you better stop talking about lawnmower man, you're scaring the hoes away.

Stop talking about lawnmower man by Pierce Brosnan's Nipples October 15, 2023

coming out of the tanning bed 

n. Someone who, either reluctantly or freely, admits to being a fan of the popular show, Jersey Shore. Similar to coming out of the closet, except there is nothing gay about it.

It took Lindi a few days, but she's finally coming out of the tanning bed.

coming out of the tanning bed by gingapowa March 1, 2011

fountain of talkingness 

When someone expects you to keep talking all the time like you have an abundance of conversational topices just endless stored in alphabetical order in your brain.

he :Talk to me !!
she: Talk to you about what ??? you think im this overflowing fountain of talkingness ???

fountain of talkingness by idontknowwhatitisiknowwhatitis May 6, 2011