A follow up to the wildly successful 'Angry Birds' game series. In this installment the goal is to complain for 12 hours straight about your very well paying job that requires you to sit at a computer and chart 80% of the time. Bonus points, hidden levels and new characters are awarded for the amount of time you spend on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Tinder (you'll want to use your cell phone for that bc the hospital proxy blocker doesn't allow you to post half naked selfies) instead of getting off your ass and changing a saline bag the aid who makes jack shit has had to silence the alarm on for the last 20 minutes. Default mode has the player set as a single mother hoping to be turned out by whatever decent looking doctor works the floor. In order to change the settings to an actually friendly, positive person, one has to turn off "bat shit crazy mode".
gamer 1: dude did you download that new 'angry nurse' app? its totally sick!
gamer 2: bro i dont know what the fuck youre talking about, all my character did was bitch about her child's father and complain about patients for 12 goddamn hours straight. i was so depressed after playing i thought about killing myself.
gamer 1: that sucks, i had a couple of addicts on the floor going through DT's and it was hilarious.
gamer 2: i guess...i sure hope nurses aren't like this in real life
gamer 2: bro i dont know what the fuck youre talking about, all my character did was bitch about her child's father and complain about patients for 12 goddamn hours straight. i was so depressed after playing i thought about killing myself.
gamer 1: that sucks, i had a couple of addicts on the floor going through DT's and it was hilarious.
gamer 2: i guess...i sure hope nurses aren't like this in real life
by imsonotcoolitsridiculous May 9, 2014
Get the Angry Nursemug. An angry elephant is that boy that is chill and smart. But once he gets hurt, angry, or someone messes with his girl, he turns into the hulk.
by Mister.Steal.Yo.Girl August 2, 2016
Get the angry elephantmug. The angry schrodinger is a sexual position which involves some messed up preparation.
First the male must obtain a cat, it is also important to note that the cat should be dead. The male now must find his victim very unconscious(which can be done by the administering of drugs or large blows to the head) and hide the cat in her vagina. Next the male reviews his understanding of the schrodinger wave equation and finally obtains the most permanent marker he can find. At this point the male needs to bend his victim over(preferably on tough rug so that her knees will hurt after) and go to town(town being the inside of her) repetitively.
Close to achieving climax, the male should grab the permanent marker and write down schrodinger's wave equation as big as he can on the girls back. Finally upon completion of his orgasm, he must turn her around so that she can see her vagina and begin to finger the girl and say, "so I guess it was dead," she will reply with, "what's dead?," he finishes with, "this cat." He now must pull the cat out as slowly as possible.
If the girl does not faint, she is on the tier of the most-fucked up people in the world, which luckily is a set that the male would also belong. This is how freaks find sole mates.
ProTip:While considerably harder, it is possible with a living cat, earning three times the points.
First the male must obtain a cat, it is also important to note that the cat should be dead. The male now must find his victim very unconscious(which can be done by the administering of drugs or large blows to the head) and hide the cat in her vagina. Next the male reviews his understanding of the schrodinger wave equation and finally obtains the most permanent marker he can find. At this point the male needs to bend his victim over(preferably on tough rug so that her knees will hurt after) and go to town(town being the inside of her) repetitively.
Close to achieving climax, the male should grab the permanent marker and write down schrodinger's wave equation as big as he can on the girls back. Finally upon completion of his orgasm, he must turn her around so that she can see her vagina and begin to finger the girl and say, "so I guess it was dead," she will reply with, "what's dead?," he finishes with, "this cat." He now must pull the cat out as slowly as possible.
If the girl does not faint, she is on the tier of the most-fucked up people in the world, which luckily is a set that the male would also belong. This is how freaks find sole mates.
ProTip:While considerably harder, it is possible with a living cat, earning three times the points.
Bro1: "Why do you have a dead cat ?"
Bro2: "I'm planning on giving this girl an angry schrodinger."
Bro1: "That's fucked up bro, I don't think we can be friends anymore."
Bro2: "But its your sister."
Bro1: "I have to kill you."
Bro1 stabs Bro2, his sister and then kills himself.
Bro2: "I'm planning on giving this girl an angry schrodinger."
Bro1: "That's fucked up bro, I don't think we can be friends anymore."
Bro2: "But its your sister."
Bro1: "I have to kill you."
Bro1 stabs Bro2, his sister and then kills himself.
by 56df56 November 6, 2015
Get the angry schrodingermug. when a girl drags her vagina down her partner's body leaving a "slug" trail. What makes it angry is the inclusion of KY warming gel.
If no gel is present it is only a "slug."
If no gel is present it is only a "slug."
by cspirate April 17, 2014
Get the angry slugmug. when you ejaculate into a waffle maker and use your semen to make a waffle. You then feed it to your significant other making them chase after you angrily.
by Tamir_69 March 9, 2016
Get the angry wafflemug. People exploding in love with financial problems who throw bottles at god and make evil babies with guns but they're completely normal
We're angry people, exploding in love. We're completely normal, throwing bottles at god. "You did this to us, why did you do this to us." We're angry people, with financial problems. Making evil babies, evil babies with guns. It's completely normal, everything's completely normal.
by Whythisword February 19, 2022
Get the Angry Peoplemug. by Nichole_bitch April 16, 2019
Get the Angry fishmug.