the point of sinking so low that you begin to find short, unattractive men attractive because there is simply no other option. much like a syndrome or a plague, it overwhelms and sickens the female population. side effects include low self esteem, loss of sex drive the inability to look oneself in the mirror after realizing the one that you hooked up with is actually a gnarled hobbit, fatigue, nausea,and dry mouth. Please contact Health Services for help if you believe you are at risk or suffering from this devastating affliction.
Did you see the guy **** hooked up with last night?
I think she may be exhibiting the early symptoms of Tufts standards. I heard it's like Rickets!
I think she may be exhibiting the early symptoms of Tufts standards. I heard it's like Rickets!
by Another Dissatisfied Student April 20, 2009
Get the tufts standard mug.Usu. in Halo 2 on Xbox Live when a player presses the standby button on their modem to give themselves an advantage by making the other players or the other team lag. Often recognized by the omnious blue screen. Stand by has recently been fixed but is still said.
*Red team is sent to the blue screen*
Player 1: OMG! Stand by!!
Player 2: they fixed that mate.
Player 1: oh snap!
Player 1: OMG! Stand by!!
Player 2: they fixed that mate.
Player 1: oh snap!
by Steakshack May 19, 2005
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A sexual act at swingers parties. Four to six men undress and stand naked in a circle. One woman gets naked on her knees in the middle and begins to perform oral sex on one of the males for a pre-determined amount of time (usually 30 to 60 seconds). She then moves on in a clockwise manner performing oral sex on each male. She continues around the circle until one male climaxes. She then exits the circle and the man who has already climaxed takes her place. He continues giving oral sex to the other men till another climaxes. The man in the middle exits and is replaced by the second man. This continues until the last man climaxes, at which point he wins. His prize is two-fold: A. He doesn't have to perform oral sex on another male, and B. He performs oral sex on the female until she climaxes.
Man, I came second last this weekend at Last Man Standing. I had to suck three dicks cause of that...I never win!
by Big Goonie November 22, 2013
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"Yeah, hes running on Jewish Standard Time (JST)(CPT)"
"Yeah, hes running on Jewish Standard Time (JST)(CPT)"
by PoPoPolski February 4, 2010
Get the Jewish Standard time (JST) mug.A manifestation of your inner(or something like). From the manga/anime series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure known in Japan as "JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken".
by SonikkuPlay March 14, 2020
Get the STAND mug.When you are somewhere other than your home town, or somewhere where the girls are moderatley less good looking that you are used to.
Dude, I havent seen real tits in a week! That 250 pound girl with the shaved head looks like a model right now! Shit, my the degradation of standards is making me like anything with tits.
by Mike June 18, 2006
Get the degradation of standards mug.When you get sand stuck in your foreskin from your day trip to the beach, then when your boyfriend / girlfriend is sucking your cack, the sand blows out with the semen.
After a long day of surfing at the shore, Tina was lying in the emergency room due to a fellatio sandstorm that scratched her cornea.
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004
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