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BullShitStorm Season

Starts with the Iowa Caucuses and ends on Presidential election day. Political BullShitStorm Season is 11 months long. It gets exponentially worse each passing day.
Rick Perry, Mitt Romney and Michelle Bachmann have all been slinging their own brand of bullshit trying to garner the party nomination for president of the US. It appears BullShitStorm season is in full swing.
by kajoe January 4, 2012
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Peak Season

Typically spans from the week of Spring Break and lasts through Summer Break. Peak season consists of "making memories in high school" by doing as much dumb shit as humanly possible.
Person 1: Hey what are you planning on doing for Spring Break?
Person 2: I'm going to Florida and drinking until my vital organs shut down, it's Peak Season, baby!
by crustysock777 February 27, 2018
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big boy season

time of the year when everything is stolen
Where's my coat? Oh darn, it's big boy season.
by Jono_ February 23, 2008
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Season Pass

A sexual position involving the gyration of the anus in such a way that the erect genitals gesticulate, ejaculate, and release themselves throughout the whole body.
Dude, I spent the evening with my girlfriend, and I finally did the ole' Season Pass, but then her dad caught us and gave me the ole' Season Pass.
by FriggityFrock December 7, 2010
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bean season

1) A time that is fun because the light-hearted wit of self-confident women adds to the enjoyment of all in their presence. 2) A higher than average proportion of awesome, smart, fun-loving girls at a gathering, and also if boys are around then the kind of boys who appreciate awesome girls are at a higher proportion than average as well.
"We can't leave, bean season just started!"

"I love my family and all, but it wasn't exactly bean season at my cousin's wedding shower."
by 50 ft Queenie November 24, 2009
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clubbing baby seals

The proper response when someone asks what you are doing while taking a particularly unpleasant dump. In other words, nothing good.
Greg: What are you doing?

Ros: RAAAAH! Stand back man, I'm clubbing baby seals in here!
by JRos10 April 1, 2008
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Seasonal Affective Disorder

A condition hipsters invented to explain why they are grumpy
Hey man, cool tribal tattoo. How come Joe didn't ride his fixed gear bike into to the coffee shop today? He must be really suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder.
by rorgy February 19, 2012
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