When an individual flatulates in public and promptly flees the area prior to acknologement of the foul odor.
by MonkeyHustler March 21, 2007
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Think the writers smoked a ton of weed while creating it.
Sick crackheads!
Think the writers smoked a ton of weed while creating it.
Sick crackheads!
How Ninja Turtles was made:
Writer1: Dude! lets make a cartoon about some ninjas!
Writer2: Omg yeah! I'm thinking animals man! like tigers or something!
Writer1: Nooo dude! turtles! mutated psycho turtles!
Writer2: That's sick! What should we name them? Shogun?
Writer1: Hell no. Lets name them after som freaking italian painting men!
Writer2: Oh kk. Do they live in Italy?
Writer1: NO! Italy is FAIL! They live in the sewer... with their mutated rat sensei! And they call eachother Dude all the time!
Writer2: Duuuude! hand me another spliff...
Writer1: Dude! lets make a cartoon about some ninjas!
Writer2: Omg yeah! I'm thinking animals man! like tigers or something!
Writer1: Nooo dude! turtles! mutated psycho turtles!
Writer2: That's sick! What should we name them? Shogun?
Writer1: Hell no. Lets name them after som freaking italian painting men!
Writer2: Oh kk. Do they live in Italy?
Writer1: NO! Italy is FAIL! They live in the sewer... with their mutated rat sensei! And they call eachother Dude all the time!
Writer2: Duuuude! hand me another spliff...
by Maxel J April 4, 2008
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by Jarukoth / Thresher June 3, 2003
Get the Ninja AE mug.The stealth and silent act of masturbating with other people in the room. A properly executed Ninja Defuse leaves all other people in the room unknowing of your deed. Most common in college dormitories and sexless relationships.
Guy 1: Dude i'm really horny, i need to go rub one out but my roommate is always sitting around playing Call of Duty.
Guy 2: Bro you need to try a Ninja Defuse.
Guy 1: WTF is that?
Guy 2: Just throw your covers over yourself in bed, and masturbate while he isn't paying attention, but keep quiet or you'll get caught!
Guy 1: Oh damn son! You're a genius!
Guy 2: Bro you need to try a Ninja Defuse.
Guy 1: WTF is that?
Guy 2: Just throw your covers over yourself in bed, and masturbate while he isn't paying attention, but keep quiet or you'll get caught!
Guy 1: Oh damn son! You're a genius!
by GoldenCoastBoyyy May 20, 2010
Get the Ninja Defuse mug.(nin-juh up) verb. The act of tying a black t-shirt to ones face and doint subversive activities. Usually used when stealing cigarettes or blowing up peoples cars.
Johnny Twobags - Man, Ame has a pack of Newports, but shes asleep and I'd have to crawl over her.
Mr. Dopey - You'd better ninja up and do that shit
*Johnny Twobags ties his shirt up and backflips off the ceiling.
Mr. Dopey - You'd better ninja up and do that shit
*Johnny Twobags ties his shirt up and backflips off the ceiling.
by Lonus the Terror December 14, 2008
Get the ninja up mug.a wedding that has to happen very quickly because the bride is pregnant. it comes at you without much notice and therefore seemingly out of nowhere, much like a ninja.
"They're getting married? They've only been together for 3 months and I didn't even think he liked her."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."
by Joe Morbo July 27, 2008
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