Pat McCrotch

the funniest shit i ever heard (on venture bros.)

great fake name for prank calls

*ring ring ring*
Unsuspecting person at work: hello?

Pranker: hey can i speak to pat please

Unsuspecting person at work: Pat who?

Pranker: Pat McCrotch

*laugh ur ass off then get on with ur day satisfied*

by radda July 7, 2008

Microkorg

A small synthesizer used my many bands including the killers. It has tons of presets and possibilities. It sounds great.

"I just finished playing my Microkorg with the killers track playing. It was awesome!!!"

by Lespaul April 27, 2009

Microraptor

Microraptors were avian dinosaurs measuring about a meter long and lived about 120 mya. Microraptors typically ate lizards and bugs, but they are also known to hunt down huge sauropods with success, and there has been a case when a Microraptor attacked Chuck Norris, who only escaped with his bare life.

A Microraptor is a scary dinosaur!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 26, 2017

Micropenis

A micropenis is when a male has a phallus that is very, very tiny

Eduard: Bro I was in bed with Jessica last night but she told me to get out of her house because she saw my micropenis

Jack: Can’t say I blame her

by ruhrohraggee September 12, 2020

the microwave

the warming up of a stiff penis inside of a vagina without movement in preparation of thrusting and grinding in the wee early hours of the morn

after a great night's sleep, my boyfriend decided to marinate in the microwave before we turned up the temperature and got things going.

by krupabot February 18, 2014

McCrory

verb
To attempt a sneaky or underhanded action only for it to backfire horribly.

Wow, he really McCrory'd that one!

by Repercussionist June 19, 2016

Mexican Microwave

Noun - The act of eating a cheap mexican microwavable burrito, going for a run to mix up the contents of your stomach, and using the explosive diarrhea that results as lube for sex with your partner.

- Dude, you seen my burrito that was in the freezer?
- Yeah, I used it to give sheila a Mexican Microwave.
- Oh, sweet. How was it?
- It was Nasty, I puked on her.

by sexyymonkeyy69 March 16, 2013