Josh

to have a turtle neck circumcision

runs a cult

Josh: "Hey Rachel, wanna join my cult?
Rachel:" No im too busy trying to steal your brother"

by bigfartknuckles April 19, 2023

Josh

Second in command of his own cult. Has a hot brother.

Andrew:"Wow i cant believe josh is second in command of his own cult!"
Josh:"Hey Rachel, wanna be the leader of my cult?"
Rachel:"I already am and im stealing your brother, he's mucho papi"

by bigfartknuckles April 19, 2023

Josh

A very cool dude who is extremely intelligent has a chill demeanor that you would never know this dude take all AP college course classes yet will come over and play madden with you all weekend. Definitely one of the coolest people you'll ever meet. has friends not very many it doesn't bother him though as he seems to get along with everyone

Person 1) me and Josh hang out at the club yesterday

person 2) damn it I thought me and him were going to kick it

by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023

Josh

A Josh is pretty much a walking piece of garbage(if this piece of garbage is even capable of quitting league and getting up out of his chair). Ever since he had a small bout of beginners luck, he tryhards, despite being hardstuck. When he loses(pretty much everytime), he makes up excuses for his loss (he was tired, he wanted to go home, ect.) To ward of a Josh, just say jungle diff.

"Dude, stop being a Josh"
"But I only lost because I was exhausted from hw"
"Jungle diff."

by Magemidmain May 1, 2023

Josh

Josh is a potato master

I want to be a JOSH when im older

by SuckyDucky1 May 4, 2023

Josh

That one lazy ass friend that never wants to hang out or go to the gym, but just stays inside the whole day and play games and jack off

Friend: Hey Josh, do you want to go to the mall this weekend with a couple of friends?

Josh: Nawwww, ima just chill out and play some games and jackoff to fortnite feet pics!

by ThomasJefferson12345 June 3, 2023

Josh

A guy that doesn’t get pussy

That guy Josh has never had a girlfriend

by Bigliz June 5, 2023