grizz n jizz

to ejaculate after sex with a lip of grizzly dip in your mouth

Hibideedee Hobideedee I pulled the grizz n jizz on in the back of my pick up truck last night woowee

grizz n jizz by favre261 August 25, 2010

Alien Jizz 

When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.

Bob: "What the fuck is on the front of your shirt?!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"

Alien Jizz by Carly Wild June 19, 2008

Ghost Jizz 

The process in which a person ejaculates on another person that is either asleep or unconscious. The ejaculation MUST successfully occur without awareness of the other individual.

"Man, Sarah drank a bunch of vodka and passed out last night and I totally ghost jizzed her."

The following morning...

"Oh man, my face is so sticky, I feel like a ghost jizzed on me!"

Ghost Jizz by Southview1028B October 13, 2011

scratcher jizz 

Those little pieces that come off of lottery scratchers and get everywhere.

"Don't scratch those in my car, you'll get scratcher jizz everywhere!"

scratcher jizz by slurpeegirl June 30, 2014

Just Jizz January 

Just Jizz January means you need to jizz everyday on the January month. You need to jizz on your dresser, console, cat, dog, anything in your house.

Aye man, you know about Just Jizz January?

Yeah but i got punished for jizzing on my cat.

Just Jizz January by octnee January 6, 2021

long haired jizz expert 

Long haired jizz expert- best seen in the tv show Workaholics, refers to one that has long hair and is an expert in the fields of seman.

Get away from me you long haired jizz expert!
Adam: No one talks to my long haired jizz expert like that!

long haired jizz expert by gorilla tities February 17, 2014

Assistant Jizz-Mopper. 

The WORST job in the entire world.

Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX

Assistant Jizz-Mopper. by Ozymandias42 April 8, 2006