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The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor

A book of deliverance mentioned to arrive in the end-times by God's arch messenger, Michael, in Daniel 12:1, Malachi 3:1, and Revelations 10:1-11. The leader prophet "Naziyr" will deliver as foretold in Jeremiah chapter 30.
"You got that new Bible called, "The Holy Book of the Prophesied Counselor" yet?"
by The Covenant Messenger July 21, 2021
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AHS holy trinity

Evan Peters, Cody Fern and Finn Wittrock are the holy trinity of American Horror story
someone: Do you believe in the holy trinity?

someone2: Yes but only the AHS holy trinity
by Petrikee February 5, 2022
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The Holy Grail of Sex

The highly sought after combination of Load Boost and Drive Boost, causing the user to have both an increased sex drive, as well as increased semen volume and sperm quality.
I've been taking The Holy Grail of Sex for about 4 weeks now and have been absolutely slaying these Tinder girls
by Big Loads December 29, 2021
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Ass-holy

An individual or group of individuals who, publicly, go thru the motions of living a morally elevated life but who in private will manipulate their faith to justify their own untoward behavior. Practitioners of ass-holyness are not limited to clergy members of any specific religion, and often include prominent laity.
That pious putz epitomizes ass-holyness.
by JWR Editor in Chief February 20, 2022
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the.holy.fredbear

The best and hottest fnaf player. He 100% has Beaten 50/20 mode. Doesn't simp for murdered children in animatronic suits
"OMG ITS the.holy.fredbear!"
"He's so hot"
by TotallyNotTheHolyFredbear April 17, 2022
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The holy 69

The biblical sex art of the holy 69 is one of which occurs when a female is suspended upside down on a cross inside a cathedral.

The male then engages the female. Inserting his erect fallacy into her mouth and proceeds to give cunnilingus to the female.
I know your god forbids this, but we must enact the holy 69 in the name of Christ.

As John 6 dictates: thou shall not be allowed entry through the holy gates of Christ, until thou has performed the holy 69
by The holy grinders June 23, 2022
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The Holy Tes’tim’ent

The testiment of Tim Shaw the Greek God of vines is the holy book of shawism ( timshawism ) it is a sacred book. For more information about timshawism go to @timshaw.fanclub on tiktok
I am going to read *the holy tes’Tim’ent* 50 times tonight how about you
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