Hubering the Dobering

When a guy love bombs you, kills your dog, frames your father as the candy man, does the whip and nae nae at your grandma’s funeral, etc.

Ex 1: Hey did you hear about y/n’s ex, Mark? Apparently, he was Hubering the Dobering her this whole time!
Ex 2: Fuck you Mark

by Okay I won’t use my real name November 28, 2025

Hubband

The perfect combination of "Hubby" and "Husband"

Hell to the fuck yes! That's my tall, handsome, sexy Hubband right there.

by TheHoneyBeeBun December 4, 2025

Mushroom Hubs

Named "mushroom hubs" for the way they mysteriously seem to sprout under desks near people's feet. No one can explain how or why it got there, but serious things start breaking if you touch it.

Herbert always has the gadgets, he's even set up his own mushroom hubs

by holloway November 16, 2007

Jabi-hubba

This name is derived from a number of different Brazilian tribes. The name is given to males in the tribe who display promising developement of the penis 6 months to a year after puberty has begun. Tribal elders would usually take one boy every five to ten years that possess this quality and would moniter the growth until full maturity is complete. They would then castrate the man and use him to pleasure the widows of fallen warriors as a way to thank the women for their sacrifice. These widows were allowed total access to the Jabi-hubba and also other women who subcame to paying a certain fee (usually chickens or a small boar) were granted time with Jabi-hubba as well. Each man chosen to be the Jabi-hubba must serve the tribe for at least 8 years unless he is fataly ill, developes erectile disfunction, or dies. After his sentence he may choose to carry on with the position or retire.

*Note* the castration was the elder's way to prevent abundant pragnancies and over population. This ritual was begun well before the knowledge of condoms ever reached these tribes and even before the developement of the condom itself.

After Tanyanshia's husband died in a battle with a neighboring tribe, she went to the Jabi-hubba to reap the rewards of her sacrifice.

by Jabi-hubbabubbaluva June 14, 2010

Alli Hubbard

Is a sweet girl, who can always make you laugh. She is known for her crazyness, and also beauty. She tends to say whats on her mind. And makes the perfect lil sis.

Alli Hubbard; a graceful hippo

by K8hubbard May 12, 2010

Hans Hubers

a well-known and feared pokémontrainer, having caught rare species like the Yke and the Samson.
Also used for describing a muscular male.

hey, look at that hans hubers over there!

by a jar of peanut butter January 10, 2011

darwin hubbard

Sexy beast who gets what he wants and cares for everyone yet cuts himself because he is dying on the inside but tells everyone he's happy and looks only to make others happy.

Darwin Hubbard is soo cute but whys he Emo?

by Chuckabuck November 4, 2013