groblin 

a person whose level of bad ass cannot be fathomed or measured in any possible way.

whoever is married to megan fox is a groblin.

groblin by dang ling wang August 27, 2010

goblinbox 

(GOB 'lin boks) n., slang. Any kind of device (computer, PDA, cell phone, GameBoy, iPod, or television) that relentlessly sucks up all of your time and attention. If you're reading this, you're utilizing a goblinbox right now.

You might have a S.O. who wishes you weren't pasted to the goblinbox who's hollering, "Turn off that blasted goblinbox and come to bed this very instant!"

goblinbox by BuzzD November 9, 2008

Goblimetry 

The act of pulling some real annoying low down shit on people, aka, some real goblin shit

Random man, victim of perpetual goblinomics: Why do I keep falling for this damn Goblimetry!

Goblimetry by FriedCarp March 26, 2023

scubby gobbin 

The order of Scubby Gobbin is a secret society of sophisticated free-thinking intellectuals that discuss high-brow current affairs. Contributions to discussion are generally conducted in low volumes, but of a high calibre - most commonly during bowel evacuation in the morning, or post-coitus in the evenings. Basically, a modern day equivalent of the illuminati, only less bavarian and more politically incorrect. It is often said that if Charles Dickens and Isaac Newton were alive today, they would be members of Scubby Gobbin. However, it is a rather exclusive society, there are less than 20 members of this group. It is said that one must complete a par-3 of 2L of milk in no less than 5 gulps to be accepted in to the group. There is no documented hierarchy of the group, which suggests it has leanings of a libertarian marxism derivative.

Ahhh I just took a huge dump, better tell the lads on scubby gobbin!

scubby gobbin by Gary "Chooka" McGibbon February 10, 2018

goblinate 

A form of goblin that masquerades itself amongst the human populace, in a desperate bid for social status and welfare that would be bereft amongst Goblinkind.

Damn, that guy sounds like a real goblinate.

goblinate by betman320 May 14, 2019

poo goblins

Magical creatures that come in the night to remove poo from your girlfriend, because obviously girls don't poo. That would be gross.

Girlfriend: Oh babe I think I have to go number two.
Boyfriend: Not possible. What's wrong your poo goblins on vacation or something?

poo goblins by Scout was fat. September 27, 2012

gobind 

Someone who is caring, loving, nice and awesome. He/She always seeks justice and is never unfair. They usually never lie unless its necessary. He/She is one in a million and loves relationships.

i wish there was a gobind in my life

gobind by sikhlad May 31, 2015