Definitions by FriedCarp

Gremistry 

(Gremlin+Chemistry): The practice of cooking something so foul that you can’t even call it cooking anymore. Someone who practices Gremistry is a
Gremist

Oh good god, what horrid feats of Gremistry are you up to now

Gremistry by FriedCarp March 26, 2023

Goblinomics

The idea that there is a constant and ever occurring process that someone, somewhere is having to deal with some real goblin shit.

Once you realize that goblinomics can’t be stopped, life gets easier

Goblinomics by FriedCarp March 26, 2023

Goblimetry 

The act of pulling some real annoying low down shit on people, aka, some real goblin shit

Random man, victim of perpetual goblinomics: Why do I keep falling for this damn Goblimetry!

Goblimetry by FriedCarp March 26, 2023

Yellow Tide 

When everyone pisses in the pool at once

Oh shit, the Yellow Tide is coming

Yellow Tide by FriedCarp August 16, 2019