festi

gross and/or disgusting

(1) Jon: Yuck this pizza looks festi.

(2) Kristy: Sydney is festi as.

(3) Luke: HAHAHA. How festi is she? *points*

by Rainhailsnow January 31, 2012

taco fest

"Going down on" a beautiful Latino lady.

I met a beautifu llatino woman last night, and spent the whole night having a great taco fest..

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

springer fuck fest

when 8 or more springer kids get to get together in one place and proceed to have a big oragy where everyone contracts 3 or more std's

my whole class got 4 std's from the last springer fuck fest

by jackadogoff January 12, 2011

fester

a series of events taken by men every few months (from the day they turn 18 and up) with their mans, usually involving driving around town for hours, the purchase of tobacco, harassment of gas-station employees, eating corndogs, and the half-serious search for pornographic magazines

I should really call Luke, Pat, and Austin. We haven't festered in a long while, and I'm craving a cigar and a corndog.

by Toph23 July 12, 2009

bitch fest

bi-tch fest Used in overly dramatic and preppy situations. Used to scare and frighten members of the opposite or same sex. Can sometimes be referred to as a bf

A: Oh my freaking god, I'm gonna have a BF!" *Antsy movements and fit approaching*

by Bunny March 24, 2005

Food Fiesta

A gleeful celebration of eating done by obese women, usually as a way to compensate for emotional stress.

Betty Jo just got dumped by Bob, so she assuaged her emotional stress by having an epic food fiesta.

by spunkjordan June 4, 2016

Festa

Festa is a female dog's name. She is often easy to handle and very obedient. She walks very graceful, and is very nice.

What's the dog's name" "Festa!" "Oh that suits perfectly!

by kikpo April 27, 2011