emo douche bag

A sad devolving sect of humanity that is decaying the very essence of true metal music by listening to shitty emo butt rock bands like Atreyu. Much like the Hair Band movement of the 80's we will evolve out of this stage and later regret how much good metal music digressed for the sake of these emo douche bags.

If you listen to Atreyu you might be an emo douche bag. I will shit on Dan Jacob's face... Then he will have something to cry about... My shit on his face... Now thats emotional!! Eat my balls bitches.

by Dan Jacobs of Atreyu November 27, 2007

step douche-bag

That thing your mother marries when your real father is no where to be found. At first he seems okay, he buys your family stuff and is seemingly nice. Then after a couple of months of marrige to your mother he becomes more assholish, then him and your mother are fighting, and what does the asshole do? He punches your mother in the fuckin face! He is the anti-christ. Don't be suprised if you want to kill him or throw something at the sumer toothed son of a bitch!

Chicka 1: I hate my step dad he is such an asshat
Chicka 2: yeah, I hate my step douche-bag too...

by cheypie101 February 11, 2010

Backseat Douche

The equivalent of a backseat driver, for any other scenario.

Guy 1: yo you should move the camera over there instead for the next shot.

Guy 2: stop being such a backseat Douche.

Friend: not to be a backseat Douche, but that detergent is better

by Wudafuxup February 23, 2011

super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doschus

Actually spelled: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, but you guys got it close enough.

Who in the heck made up the word supercalifragilisticexpialidocious anyway?

by Me, of course! May 29, 2004

douche

One who is douchey -- a self-promoting asshole who contributes nothing to the world. Tool. Loser

I feel like such a douche applying for jobs like that, but I gotta pay rent right?

by Kai from Palo Alto September 16, 2008

douch -ass

A derogatory term for people that give out props in myspace forums.

Anthony: I am a propmaster!
Nathan: No, you're just a douch -ass.

by AceEnder October 11, 2006

douche tooth

The slang word for Blue Tooth. A small wireless device allowing people (mostly douches) to communicate on cell phones 24/7, making it look like they are talking to themselves. These people think they are awesome because they are so nifty with their headsets. But they are just douches.

Dude see that guy wearing a Douche tooth?? yeah he acted like i didnt exist as i helped him.

by Dhofstet777 March 21, 2008