Cooney's

A bar located in Kylertown, Pennsylvania. The bar is packed on Saturday nights with men and women who are usually dressed in camouflage attire. The majority of the people do not have high school diplomas and the women have attitudes like Naomi Campbell, but the looks of a wildebeest. It's always a good time, good food, and good music.

Hey Larry, wanna hit up Cooney's tonight?
Ya dude, I haven't got laid in a while.

Alright cool, we'll bring some heavy loads back to the camp after.

by CoryB35 January 2, 2011

Coonflagration

A massive burning of coons.

I will be attending the 40th annual coonflagration, where I hear we're roasting a Grambling State fraternity chapter.

by Anal Czar October 20, 2010

coontastic

When you look out on your porch and see 4 or more raccoons eating your pet food.

Honey come look, it's coontastic.

by trekguy75 November 10, 2010

coonin

to be chillin, relaxed.

Dude, we coonin' it today?

by brndn February 19, 2008

Cooney

A guy with an extremely large vagina who is butthurt about everything in life. He fakes everything. Someone who is jealous about his 6th grade crush. A kid who loves attention whenever he can get it and adores pizza, would shove his face in it when he gets the chance. Also he lives on the roof with his family.

Ricky: I'm gonna go to the pizzeria to get pizza then jump off a roof to get attention.
Bobby: Ok you Cooney.

by grumpy dog March 10, 2017

coont

a black person whu is a "cunt"

"oh my god Nigel,your such a coont"

by kronik06 April 18, 2006

cooning out

1:a general term used for when a white person starts acting black or very stupid.

2:when a person of any race starts to smell like B.O and eats goat meat or roadkill

what ya cooning out for man?

ewww shit, you smell like B.O, your really cooning out here

by dont be a coon all your life May 3, 2008