coochie crank 

When they crank them forceps up during a Pap smear.

That coochie crank is awkward as hell.

coochie crank by DeerWatson August 10, 2023

Kaluoptus Cranklik

Word to describe a broken tap in the kitchen (or bathroom if it has over 4 rolls of toilet paper) in a house who has a dog called Charles who's owned by a Botswanan Person

Person : Oh no, my kitchen is such a Kaluoptus Cranklik
Other person : Since when did you have a dog?

Kaluoptus Cranklik by Big Erected James October 7, 2023

Anne Crank 

When a bro secretely cranks his meat in one room while his girlfriend or wife is in another

My girlfriend was waiting for me to come to bed, but I was all horned up so I had to Anne Crank in silence

Anne Crank by Syateks November 7, 2023

yard cranker 

A firefighter or volley, who would rather play in the yard and watch as a home burns then go inside.

As the firefighters mad entry to the burning home the yard Crankerr’s stood and watched

yard cranker by Standard mike January 22, 2024

gooch cranker 

Marie Antoinette's dildo cranking assistant

hand maid please come be my gooch cranker!!

gooch cranker by Famic0m February 24, 2024

Batch Cranker 

Someone who masturbates or pulls out during sex and ejaculates on someone or something.

I became a batch cranker last night when I pulled out during sex and blasted a load on her face!

Batch Cranker by BW68 March 13, 2024

Batch Cranker 

A person who ejaculates on something or someone after either masturbating or pulling out during sex.

I became a Batch Cranker when I pulled out and blasted a load on that chicks face last night. I guess you could say I cranked a batch out!!

Batch Cranker by BW68 March 13, 2024