Anal Sex

When an object (ideally a penis) is inserted into the anal cavity of another human being for the purpose of sexual gratification (ideally mutual).

Sally: oh baby, shove that 9 inch cock deeper, OH GOD i love anal sex

Steve: god youre tight, you feel so good

Sally: oh SHIT im gonna cum, ahhhh!!!

by Sexpert998 November 19, 2009

anal scabs

Painful and irratating sores on and around your anal area caused by not wiping properly after going to the toilet, and once dried up becomes itchy, and scratching causes rashes and eventually becomes scabs

Danny: Man i cant stop scratching my anal scabs, and its making it worse and spreading
Dukes: You should wipe your ass better next time you go to the toilet
Danny: CBF!

by Dukez November 8, 2005

anal piano

when you use various fingers to poke into a woman's anus as if you were playing a piano

i just played a little anal piano on her this morning

by forwheniamking April 26, 2014

Anal whump

Anal whump, is when an anal candidate (giver) pulls his man pipe out of the recivers A-hole and draws it back slowly and then penetrates sharply back into the A-hole.usually this results in severe amount of pain for the reciver. there is a tactic that can be used by the reciver to prevent penetration and causing immense amounts of pain for the giver, this tactic is known as the anal refusal counter attack.

e.g gregoeru is slowly boneing jess when he pulls back and delivers an anal whump causing severe anal burns and anal splitage.

by scorge of mapps July 14, 2007

anal gore

the act of shoving something so massive up your asshole that it tears it open causing massive amounts of blood to pour out and is typically done with a 2 liter soda bottle

dude last tuesday jared had anal gore without inviting me what an ass

by juan roberto May 4, 2008

anal sex

When a man sticks his big juicy cock in a females tight asshole. This can be done with two men as well. The outcome can be good, and in some cases bad. Screams may be included in this process.

I was having anal sex with my girlfriend when all of the sudden i jizzed.

by Laoren December 9, 2008

anal retentive

Person/persons who obviously have something stuck up their butt, but (no pun intended) feel the need to take it out on everyone else! These people also must have everything "just so" and if it isn't, oh there's gonna be anal retentive hell to pay, (i.e. nagging, bitching, complaining, delegating tasks/chores, and other various bossy crap too long to mention here.

He/she is so anal retentive they freak out at the sight of anything that isn's "just so"

by Anonymous November 20, 2003