Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.

When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.

by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021

Log

My best friends boyfriend

Hey friend your log texted

by hey uncle May 10, 2022

Dog n' log

Having sex while the female defacates

Gave my wife a dog n' log last night

by Shitwhisker July 21, 2019

cream log

Millennial slang for a Hostess Twinkie.

I could really use some high fructose corn syrup right now. Do you have any cream logs?

by KingCraborNo? November 2, 2015

Chestnut Log

A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.

Chestnut Logs are often seen where Bears have once roamed.

by anonymous July 26, 2023

Flamin’ Hot Logs

The name of the shit you take after you just went demon mode on an entire bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. And it feels like Satan is holding a blowtorch to your asshole.

Bro, I shouldn’t have ate those Cheetos, I just dropped some Flamin’ Hot Logs.

by SoccerislifeLMAO December 14, 2022

barkers log

A large, firm dog shit

I was out for a run and stepped in some barkers logs

He's a big dog, how will you deal with the barkers logs?
The kids can not go to the park because people are not cleaning up their barkers logs

by photo_journ October 2, 2020