Simon's Milk

Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.

Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??

by themilkermanthemilkmanmilkmilk December 4, 2024

simonsimps

a simonsimp is a person that is constantly, obsessed, addicted, to simon petrikov

being created by @simonsimp64 in september 2023 and simonsimps etc (like simonusedcodom a another satire simonsimp account)

simonsimps are cute

by Ezazzy January 3, 2024

simonsimps

a simonsimp is a person that is constantly, obsessed, addicted, to simon petrikov

being created by @simonsimp64 in september 2023 and simonsimps etc (like simonusedcodom a another satire simonsimp account)

simonsimps are cute

by Ezazzy January 3, 2024

simonsimps

a simonsimp is a person that is constantly, obsessed, addicted, to simon petrikov

being created by @simonsimp64 in september 2023 and simonsimps etc (like simonusedcodom a another satire simonsimp account)

simonsimps are cute

by Ezazzy January 3, 2024

Simon Petrikov

A guy who bought a crown that ruined his life and caused him to go insane for over 1000 years while his fiancée became goddess of chaos for him to regain his sanity.

"Simon Petrikov is a sad old man and I love him at an unhealthy level."

by rosellias January 13, 2024

Simona

A very fake person, (una falsa) who talks shit.<3

"Sei proprio una Simona"
"Che Simona!!!"

by lasimona January 17, 2024

Simon

A squid, Someone who follows little girls around trying to get a date.

Person 1: "Omg you are such a Simon"

Person 2: "Ok, I admit I like little girls

by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain January 30, 2024