Morning Glory

When your mad at your partner for not giving you any sex the night before, you wake up in the morning and start to masturbate in front of their face. Right when your about to come, you wake them up and blow your load in their face.

My girlfriend was pissy and wouldn't give me any, so I gave her a morning glory.

Morning Glory by Grndzro619 December 22, 2008

The Morning After 

Not to be mistaken for the birth control method The Morning Afteris a band from Bethlehem CT
Consisting of Sam , Nick, Bert, Ben (see jewummer ) and Benny T
They are extremly talented in not only music but in other feilds of study such as Arabian Arithmetic Theroy or Nuclear Plasmoid Differntial Science

They are very very very talented

"Dude I saw The Mornign After the other day"
"Really"
"Yeah I almost shat myself"

The Morning After by Sharpie February 5, 2005

Poop on a Sunday morning 

Pooping on a sunday morning.

my family goes pooping on a sunday morning

Poop on a Sunday morning by Terrence April 13, 2003

Morning glory

a batched bowl of some sweet budd hit and enjoyed in the morning by all.

Yo pack me a morning glory bro!

Morning glory by imsizzle December 14, 2010

Morning Shit 

When you have to take a shit after you wake up in the morning. Similar to morning wood, morning shit occurs when you have your first bowel movement of the day right when you wake up. It may be caused by smoking pot before you go to sleep the night prior to your morning shit. Masturbation in the morning can also cause morning shit.

"Man, that was good weed last night. I had to take a morning shit today."

Morning Shit by Supreme Maggot August 18, 2016

MORNING WOOD 

The primary reason for showering toilet seats and bathroom floors just after waking up from a nightmare about exploding in a sewage treatment plant and never being able to have sex again. Three times in twenty years of marriage wasn't enough.

Marsha; I'm so sick of cleaning the bathroom after you, damn it!
John; It's not my fault I keep telling you, it's the morning wood!

Marsha; Right, dead eye! I'd give you a mop but you'll probably wipe the den. I wish you morning wouldn't!

MORNING WOOD by Martha Stewbird May 10, 2011

how do you like your eggs in the morning

scrambled if not your are officially gay

how do you like your eggs in the morning?
oh boiled ok so your gay and that's ok honey.

how do you like your eggs in the morning by @1_rachelgraham_4 February 27, 2020