Hot Bill

Similar to a Hot Carl, in that you put seran wrap over someone's face and take a dump on it...however, the dumper spends the previous evening eating a large amount of old moldy fruit (primarily strawberries) for maximum effect...

Steve ate nothing but moldy strawberries all last night, and woke me up with the most amazing Hot Bill this morning....

by Serialcarpins August 30, 2009

hot Malört

The bitter post-fellatio aftertaste that comes from a man who's been drinking too much weird liquor.

Abe is so thoughtful... he always brings me pineapple juice to wash it down when he's been doing shots and knows he's about to give me a hot Malört.

by MaryTodd1818 February 18, 2021

Lawsuit hot

A liquid so hot that if served in a restaurant would be grounds for legal action.

See Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants

(After sipping some coffee) "Goddamn! This coffee is lawsuit hot!"

by Transpo December 22, 2010

Hot as water

Something that is very cool.

I really like that tattoo dude! It’s hot as water.

by NickyDoodles August 30, 2018

New Hot

When a person who was previously not hot becomes hot and doesn’t realize it yet. Normally these people are cooler than people who have been hot their entire life. This is also known as buying in low.

Wow have you seen Megan in accounting? She lost a ton of weight and doesn’t even know how hot she is, she’s new hot unlike Tiffany who’s always been hot and is a total bitch!

by cdawg91 May 5, 2019

Peripheral Hot

The moment when you think you see someone attractive out of the corner of your eye (the peripherals), and momentarily find them attractive before getting a better glance and realizing that they are a sub-par, or unfortunate looking individual

Inner monologue... "Ouuu damn, that guy is really hot!...oh.. oh. No wait, statement retracted, he’s just the Mexican janitor. Thought he was hot from the corner of my eye. He’s peripheral hot."

by RandySparkles February 11, 2013

crabs hot

Describes a person that is so incredibly attractive, that if they had crabs, you would still bang them, knowing you would get crabs.

She is so hot that I would bang her even if she had crabs. She's crabs hot!

by groovy mama September 9, 2014