Cops

A TV show that films police arresting very small-time criminals.

EXAMPLE OF TACTICS USED:

A) A group of 5 tough-looking undercover officers ask a skinny little kid to buy $10 worth of weed. They then arrest him. Who wouldn't buy a bag of weed if you thought it would save you from being murdered by a group of thugs?

B) Prostitutes asking men if they want a $5 fuck. Then arresting them. I'd pay any half-decent chick $5 for a fuck.

That sort of behaviour is called 'entrapment' in Australia...None of that shit would ever hold up in court.

by Diego November 9, 2003

Cope Harder + Ratio + No Bitches + You fell off + Didn't ask

penis

penis: Cope Harder + Ratio + No Bitches + You fell off + Didn't ask
ok

by nafkjndajk April 14, 2022

cops

A television show in which the bad guys signal during a chase.

Damn nigga I gotta lose these cops, but I'll at least let them know which way I'm turning!

by lawlMSP April 6, 2008

sex-copter

Performing the act of copulation while the Male continuously spins his partner around the axis of his penis and makes helicopter (aka. machine gun) noises.

"I prefer peforming a sex-copter over a donkey punch anyday." - anonymous

by Mark Lam February 9, 2004

[This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International]

Probably the only meme that got old the very first day it was released. It refers to Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology video that got removed from YouTube with the text "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International"

random dude: Tom Cruse sure is crazy eh?
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday

by Jason Brandt January 21, 2008

Call the Cops

-a witty response to a ridiculous statement made by a friend or foe
-scarcastialy meaning that:

a)you don't care what they said, aka "call the cops" because you don't give a damn

or

b) what they said was so friggin crazy that you are shocked!"call the cops because that's a stupid idea"

a) friend: "O-M-GEEEE! Bobby asked me out!!!!"
you: "Whoop-de-doo he asks everyone out, Call the Cops."

b) friend: "So last night I tryed yellow showers with Bobby"
you:"WHAT!? Call the Cops! Ew, that's crazy!"

by NattyNo March 31, 2011

copd

Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease. Common term for lung diseases such as emphysema or asthma. Also Common Old Person's Disease, referring to the fact that COPD shows up mostly in the over-50 group.

The doctor told her that her COPD was due to her 2-pack-a-day habit.

by Bearraccs June 14, 2007