Cheese Machine
Cheese Machine by Cheddar1221 June 19, 2011
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Cheese Wizard
The worst of all cheese dicks, or to some, the best of all cheese dicks. The cheese dick that creates the most cheese. Current Grand Cheese Wizard Chris C.
Cheese Wizard by DonkeyNation October 15, 2008
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cheese wheel
1. Usually a short, fat penis; chode. It does not necessarily mean a short or stubby pee pee, but it is in comparison to its diameter. Ranges from tubular to wider than it is tall.
2. A rarely-used term for a school bus, preferably yellow.
2. A rarely-used term for a school bus, preferably yellow.
1. "Wow will you look at that guy's cheese wheel..."
"I know, it looks like his dick is stuck in his scrotum."
2. "Shit, did Drew really trash his car?"
"Yeah dude, he gets to ride the cheese wheels to school."
"I know, it looks like his dick is stuck in his scrotum."
2. "Shit, did Drew really trash his car?"
"Yeah dude, he gets to ride the cheese wheels to school."
cheese wheel by gChinkin January 14, 2009
Cheese Factor
A scaled measurement (1-10) judging how far one’s undies have crept up one’s crack (a potentially debilitating condition which can result from any activity that involves bending, crouching or squatting, and is usually coupled with the exposure of butt cleavage). Scores on this scale must not be issued or proclaimed by novices or cheese factor enthusiasts due to the extraordinary variations in the kinds and sizes of undergarments, necessitating weighted metrics for accurate judgments. For example, traditional Mormon unmentionables are so baggy they rarely bunch, so scores higher than 4 are only possible if said handy Mormons are morbidly obese. Conversely, butt-flossies (thongs) garner at least an 8 rating without one even budging off the couch. A Cheese Factor of 10 (otherwise known as Imminent Endangerment) represents a frightening creepage scenario which might best be replicated by sitting on a vertical pencil and taking a direct hit, if you know what we mean. The momentarily intractable situation of a Cheese Factor 10 may require hospitalization or, at the very least, the full tugging might of your spouse, significant other, or a hastily constructed series of pulleys, weights and some type of wardrobe hook. Eww. This scale is employed when describing the potential outcome of an upcoming task. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.
Cheese Factor by The Handy Writer May 9, 2009
Cheese Sticks
Single, $1 bills. Derived as an antonym of Cheddar, a slang term meaning massive amounts money (usually in large increments, e.g. $50, $100 bills).
Hey, do you have any cheese sticks? All I have is a $20.
I bought some tacos at the taco truck. They were only 2 cheese sticks.
I bought some tacos at the taco truck. They were only 2 cheese sticks.
Cheese Sticks by Asparagustus_v2 March 22, 2011
cheese weasel
a low individual. Someone who lacks responsibility and accountability. One who leaves work to others.
" John always put's through a project right before lunch. So I end up having to do 75% of that cheese-weasel's work for him."
cheese weasel by paul January 19, 2004