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ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH 

Overpriced clothing, no different from any other cotton shirt or denim jeans. A company that is trying to sell a pathetic image while brainwashing teens into slapping down $60 bucks for a shirt. Is there some kind of "special material" or "quality" that these shirts have? No, foolhearted children, its just the big fat aberslobby logo that was crudely stamped on by the same malaysian sweatshop worker who made my shirts that I found for 7 bucks. If you think that you feel more comforable in some rags that scream "look at me, I'm rich and pay 60 bucks for a shirt" then you are quite a materialistic person. The store's always blast a thumpin' beat that disgraces any kind of music. They wouldn't want to play anything that would "turn away" any A&F mind jobs and their daddy's fat wallets. Notice all the people that shop there all fit the same type of mold. Rich, materialsitic, dumb, blonde girls, and rich, prep/fag, "popular" guys. I guess all of the money that A&F has been sapping from teens has been put into very good marketing, To bad it wasn't accutually going into making a better product, in to which it should be.
Clueless Blonde:"Hey girls lets go to abercrombie and fitch, my dad just gave me 450 dollars, I can get the 2 new shirts I wanted!"
Materialistic Friends:"Yay!"
A&F Employee/Male Model:"Hey ladies theres a sale on jean marked down to only 129.99!"

Fag1:"I need to go to A&F and spend lots of money"
Fag2:"What did you say?"
Fag1:"I need to go to A&F"
Fag2:"No you didn't, what was that last part?"
Fag1:"Like whateva, girlfriend, you be trippin'"

AmberHearding / AmberTurd 

Shitting the bed out of spite.
- N/V/A
also: AmberTurd/AmberTurding
AmberHearding / AmberTurding

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"I was late to her birthday party, so she left a huge, smelly AmberHeard (or simply Heard, or AmberTurd) all over the new sheets!"
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"In a fit of furry she squatted over the pillow, and began AmberHearding (or simply Hearding, or AmberHearding) all over the place."

abersnobbie 

person who thinks that they are impressing others by walking around totally decked out in Abercrombie & Fitch, constantly.
Look at Lauren in that ridiculous outfit--she's so abersnobbie. Nobody needs to wear that many layers of clothes in July!
abersnobbie by Alexa Raejean March 12, 2009

The Lake Of Aberforth 

A Mythical Place That Will Bring All Desired To Any Person
I Hope We Can Go To The Lake Of Aberforth When We Die On Wadouge Grave

abercrombie and fitch 

a store that either people like or dont like. there is no middle ground on the matter. everyone says its over priced and it is, but what store in the mall isnt over priced. get real. gotta rake in the cash.
girl: these abercrombie jeans make my ass look totally sexy .... 70 dollars well spent!
abercrombie and fitch by val February 5, 2005

Ambercrombie Bitch 

A young, tweeny girl who wears Ambercrombie and Fitch as if it's her job. Of course, she will be snooty, bratty, spoiled, and secretly hated by all of her snoot, bratty, spoiled and stupid follower/friends.
Nancy: Look at that girl over there. She's such an Ambercrombie Bitch.

Tiffany: Yeah, so like, someone called me an "ambercrombie Bitch". Wtf is THAT? *annoying giggle*
Friends: *nervous laughs* Uhm...no telling.