Tool Biscuit

Synonym for dickbag.

Xavier is such a tool biscuit!

by Jenn Ross August 2, 2017

Snipping Tool

What is used on someone that has gooned or is in the middle of gooning.

Kammo: Did you hear nathans mom used a snipping tool on him? Zoru: Was he gooning again?

by Zoru May 9, 2024

telecell tool

These are the people that try to get on television and call their friends to see if they're on tv. They wave and smile like the true tools that they are.

John sat in the front row behind home plate at the Indians game and called me to let me know that was him waving. What a telecell tool.

by cinti August 24, 2006

tool

anyone who says "nanners"

that fucking tool Brian told me to suck him nanners.

by York Boy July 10, 2010

Tool hound

One who is always on the hunt for tools. Whether new ones @ the store (HD), Amazon or left behind.

If you have tools youre lookin to toss lemme know cause im a tool hound.

by fan of R.A.d. February 7, 2019

Tool

The word “tool” is commonly used to refer to a hot guy that somebody wants to bang.

“Omg Tyler is so hot! He’s a total tool!”
“Oh my gosh I know, he’s the hottest smartest person in the world.”

by imhimothy August 22, 2023

Tool

William Henry Gates.

Person x: Who is William Henry Gates?
Person y: A tool, everyone knows this. Everyone.

by keep it 10**2 December 18, 2023