privacy policy

When you updated your privacy policy and you want everybody to know

1:hey!
2:what?
1:WE UPDATED OUR PRIVACY POLICY
2:*punches 1 in the face*

by A normal humanoid June 13, 2018

Wal*Mart Policy

1. When you've received terrible service.

2. Getting screwed over royal.

1. I'm never going there again! I received the Wal*Mart Policy

2. You got fired while you were on vacation? You got the Wal*Mart Policy!!

by Grendare April 3, 2010

hands off policy

an idea where a friend or a sibling cannot fiddle with the girl that you desire

he applied the hands off policy when they were together

by Call me Babes 1-800-FuckMyButt April 6, 2017

sleeping policeman

To have an "angry" penis tucked upwards 90 degrees behind the trouser belt

Mother Tereasa:"Your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman I see?!"

Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"

by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004

ocean policy

Not banning depleted uranium, or any other policy regarding depleted uranium.

DUBs are not topical on the term "ocean policy" because it is a depleted uranium policy.

by Urban Dictionary Staff March 2, 2004

Privacy Policy

Lies and secrets!

The privacy policy's small-print said that by using this site my kidneys may fail. I failed to recognise this statement and now I am in hospital with a lap-top registering my digust through-out the world.

by B-Drac November 15, 2003

Open Door Policy

a policy that requires all doors to remain open at all times, generally due to an ex-convict's aversion to doors being closed because they make him feel like he's back in the joint

House guest: Man, what the hell you opening the bathroom door for when I'm in there takin' a shit?!
Home owner (ex-con): If you're gonna stay here you're gonna have to abide by the Open Door Policy.

House guest: What the hell you talkin' about?!
Home owner (ex-con): Ever since I did that 6 months in Statesville, I can't have any doors closed in my house. I get to feeling like I'm locked in and I bug the fuck out, Dogg. The Open Door Policy is as much for your safety as for mine.
House guest: That seems fair, homie.

by jeanshorts August 16, 2010