Carlos the peanut 

The worst friend that could ever exist, he is the one that would poop in his pants, he is the one that will make fun of you tell you get aids, he will rape you if he needs too.

dude carlos the peanut.

Carlos the peanut by Carlos the peanut. November 19, 2019

double-decker peanut butter t-rex 

A rare creature that is created when someone is doing missionary, ties the upper arms of the woman to her sides, fills her mouth with half a jar of peanut butter, and makes passionate love to her until she moans.

Guy 1: Hey man how's the relationship going?
Guy 2: Pretty great, last night we became the mythical double-decker peanut butter t-rex

double-decker peanut butter t-rex by Dankest of Darmens January 25, 2020

Broke my peanut 

To lose your mind, to go crazy.

I was so pissed I felt like I almost broke my peanut.

Broke my peanut by Clifford8260 February 14, 2022

Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert 

The Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert is an alternate name for Salmonella poisoning.

Store Employee: Peter Pan Peanut Butter Has Been Pulled From The Shelves Due To A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"
Tourettes Guy: What The Hell Do You Mean A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"?

Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert by McLink99 October 19, 2023

Eat the peanut 

So extreme ass-kissing as to ingest an undigested peanut from the recipient's rectum.

To win his boss's favor, Ed had to eat the peanut.

Eat the peanut by edmk5000 June 3, 2010

happy peanut 

Peanuts that come out in your poop.

Damn I had happy peanuts but i didnt even eat any!

happy peanut by Noah R April 7, 2004

Salty Peanut 

The act of putting salt on the head of one's penis before receiving a blowjob.

John: Hey, did you get any last night?
Jack: Yeah, man. Gave Tiffany the old Salty Peanut!
John: HELL YEAH!

Salty Peanut by Enth September 21, 2011