Satan's Peanut Butter

Shit. Poop. Feaces.

Craig: Yo, Alan, last night I was eating Stacy's ass so hard I got Satan's peanut butter all over my face.
Alan: Eww, dude, why are you telling me this? I told you I'm not into that kind of nasty stuff. Jeez.

Satan's Peanut Butter by Jez86 November 2, 2016

Second hand peanut butter 

When your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls, it is transfused with jizz at this point, and licks your face afterward and you get the taste of peanut butter and the taste of jizz at the same time

My dog gave me some second hand peanut butter, it was extra salty

Second hand peanut butter by Lynn Dunner June 10, 2017

Carlos the peanut 

The worst friend that could ever exist, he is the one that would poop in his pants, he is the one that will make fun of you tell you get aids, he will rape you if he needs too.

dude carlos the peanut.

Carlos the peanut by Carlos the peanut. November 19, 2019

double-decker peanut butter t-rex 

A rare creature that is created when someone is doing missionary, ties the upper arms of the woman to her sides, fills her mouth with half a jar of peanut butter, and makes passionate love to her until she moans.

Guy 1: Hey man how's the relationship going?
Guy 2: Pretty great, last night we became the mythical double-decker peanut butter t-rex

double-decker peanut butter t-rex by Dankest of Darmens January 25, 2020

Broke my peanut 

To lose your mind, to go crazy.

I was so pissed I felt like I almost broke my peanut.

Broke my peanut by Clifford8260 February 14, 2022

Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert 

The Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert is an alternate name for Salmonella poisoning.

Store Employee: Peter Pan Peanut Butter Has Been Pulled From The Shelves Due To A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"
Tourettes Guy: What The Hell Do You Mean A "Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert"?

Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert by McLink99 October 19, 2023

Eat the peanut 

So extreme ass-kissing as to ingest an undigested peanut from the recipient's rectum.

To win his boss's favor, Ed had to eat the peanut.

Eat the peanut by edmk5000 June 3, 2010