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mental waterboarding

One of the forms of terrorism used by the smart asses in the everyday office environment (in the form of following up on issues with coworkers who hoped that the particular issue has fallen between chairs).
"Aww crap John just mentally waterboarded us on the missing schedules discussed two months ago."

"Yes I hate this mental waterboarding!"
by captainjayjay June 25, 2020
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Mentalfat

n/ one who enjoys varieties of food and appreciates It’s pure deliciousness. One who could potentially manifest physical fatness due to their love for food.
If a mentalfat mindset occupied anothers body who is susceptible to gaining weight due to their genetics or metal volume. , they would be both mentally and physically fat. This is because In many cases, mentalfats are prevented from gaining excessive amounts of weight.
by Phifipho July 16, 2020
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Mentally blocked

When you really hate someone and wanna block them but they don’t hate you and you don’t want to seem rude, so you imagine that you blocked them to make yourself feel better.
That guy is now mentally blocked
by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020
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Mentally Molest

To put an NSFW image in someone's head when they don't want to think of that image.
Jason: Yo Joe! I heard Jenna fucked her sister!
Joe: Ew! Gross!
Jason: They had a threesome later with Lily!
Joe: Oh my god, please stop! You are mentally molesting me!
by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT September 12, 2020
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mentado

Aye you see mentado over there?

Yeah he has a small penis
by Andrew and Bryanne September 12, 2020
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mented

The positive opposite to the word 'demented'. In full possession of one's mental capacities.
"Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Would you like me to repeat the words in random, alphabetical or reverse order? I'll take the aggregate letters of those words and arrange them into a palindrome, after translating them into Chinese, a language I speak better than Xi Ping Jong by the way. Dementia! I'm more fully mented than any man, woman, camera, tv or person on the planet, twice my age, particularly that deranged loser... the Dementiacratic candidate... his name'll come to me...
by Monkey's Dad October 23, 2020
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Ment

Why you chop my chicken, you dey ment?
Nigerian Government dey mental.
When i lost my dad, i almost ment
by Angry Nigerian youth October 20, 2020
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