Maria 

A girl like no other. she can destroy your life out of sheer spite. she’s jealous because she can never be as good as those around her

is that maria? shit run away!!

Maria by bootyclaimer December 12, 2018

Sila Maria Calderon 

The soon-to-be former governor of Puerto Rico and the reason(Along with the bitchy female team from The Apprentice 2) why female empowerement and decency is going down the drain.

It wasn't Hurricane Jeanne who blacked out all of Puerto Rico and caused the death of all those poor handicapped people who needed life-support machines to live--it was Sila.

Sila Maria Calderon by vgerx2001 October 8, 2004

Mariah Scarey 

Another name for the queen of boring music - Mariah Carey. Her new album flopped terribly. Too bad.

She's done for good. RIP Mariah Scarey!

Mariah Scarey by ddimitar6 October 18, 2010

maria ortiz 

a girl that is typically mexican and enjoys making sandwiches. has medium sized boobs and a nice ass. also enjoys pissing you the hell off at times

dude she pisses me the maria ortiz off!

maria ortiz by mellamosepadre December 12, 2010

mexican mariachi man whore 

used to describe a complete asshole of the male gender.

"wow, you're a mexican mariachi man whore"

mexican mariachi man whore by Hannah June 27, 2004

maria 

fat
ugly
gay
retarded
a man
likes vaginas
masterbates
has no life

You are such a maria.

maria by Blair 56754634 January 6, 2008

Mariah 

She’s a snake who doesn’t appreciate what people do for her

That bitch is such a Mariah

Mariah by Hdhsnauenzhsns January 15, 2018