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Moore’s Log

Moore’s log is the inverse of Moore’s law.

Basically there is an exponential amount of investment needed for each incremental gain.
The development of autonomous driving can be described with Moore’s log. The development is only progressing in small steps, with huge amounts of investments.
by iamtheword December 8, 2020
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log chute

A pussy that can handle a dick as big as a log
*after sex* Damn baby you gotta log chute between your legs!
by Strippertipper October 8, 2017
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Abra-Ham Lincoln Log

A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.
by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022
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log squeeze

To extract poop from one’s anus, with force
I’ll have to call you back later. I’m mid log squeeze.
by VanillaThunder96 May 13, 2023
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Canadian log jam

When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth.
I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.

I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.
by Jakelmoore January 12, 2023
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Fatty Log One Wipe

The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.
"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis
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log

A derogatory term used in roblox baddies games used when someone leaves or ragequits when they're being mopped or beaten
P1 : you'll never beat me!
P2: we'll see ab that
P2 mops P1
P1: Logs
P2: hah that newgen logged
by wnixihwdbuwdinwdojwdjo April 15, 2025
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