Josh Johnson

rat bag with blonde hair that degrades women named Chloe, specifically, but not limited to all other female populations. Prone to being disappointed at a photobooth when the girl he likes didn't realise he wanted a solo photo

Seen in areas of the Gold Coast.

"Josh Johnson is such a pig!"
"No, he's just a degraded of women everywhere."
"Shutup Lucy."

by Jimmyjelly150 November 16, 2021

johnson sock

the dirty sock you finish off in

"i found jimmys johnson sock under his bed today! i cant believe he would do this"

by mrDjOjBj January 5, 2016

Johnson

The Human male penis

I hit my Johnson on the table

by popsIsGreat September 10, 2019

Jerky Johnson

A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.

Tim has never had a girlfriend because he is a Jerky Johnson.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020

Roaring Johnson

The act of a 2 man golf team struggling to stand up the task of challenging their rivals.

Doogz and Dev done a Roaring Johnson today, they now have to buy Herm and Nails a schooner

by Nails420 April 18, 2025

Johnson

Johnson means a person who is kind smart can be dumb and who sucks at everything but in reality he/she is a good person with the bet personality

Johnson is the best please let me give u a head

by Johnson Co November 25, 2021

The Scrappy Johnson

When you bend a girl over and hit it from the back while pulling hard on her ponytail thus giving her the ride of a lifetime

I gave my wife the scrappy johnson the other day and she couldnt walk straight for two days

by Sjeveryday December 19, 2015