three fingered salute

The art of closing down Microsoft Windows programmes that are pissing you off. by pressing Ctrl,Alt & Del. Repeat the experience to restart the computer.

The game was misbehaving so I gave it the three fingered salute.

by StarFox September 4, 2003

Fing

Fing is a word used by those too lazy to write effing.

I overheard the shop proprietor refer to a lazy assistant as an fing so and so.

by St. Ias December 28, 2005

Chicken Finger

the act of making sweet love to a hot lady on the beach and during her climax removing your penis from her vagina and rubbing in the sand and proceeding to re-insert it as far in as possible (this makes it hard for her to get the sand out, she'll be cranky for days.) After this tumultuous sexual experience, you should definitely comment on all of the sand in her vagina.

My ho was being a bitch and told me to wrap it up, so I took her to the beach and gave her the chicken finger.

by johan bach July 22, 2003

Belly Finger

a child's term for penis

Daddy, Uncle Joey played with my Belly Finger!

by Strange Red August 14, 2006

dirt finger

when wiping your anus after bad mexican buffet, the single ply toilet paper rips. thus your fingers take a core sample of the terd thats chalked up in your crack. for the next week your finger reeks of the stinch thats under your finger nail !!!

i just pinched off a growler, and got a bad case of dirt finger !

by ElChuppacabra September 26, 2006

Cross finger

The act of fingering, upon which she slides her fingers in, crossing them with yours to double the sensation.

Man 1: Hey, how was your night?

Man 2: It was pretty good! I was fingering my girl, then she slid her fingers in beside mine. I just went with it and she started seriously moaning, we were like.. Finger Crossed Lovers or something.

Man 1: Thats stupid, you should call it Cross Fingered

Man 2: Shit, that's so much better.

by ThisDarkKnight September 6, 2013

finger fuck

Military jargon for fidgeting with things or handling things unnecessarily. Also refers to handling things improperly.

-Stop finger fucking your rifles and listen up!

by mumau August 21, 2008