dirt finger

when wiping your anus after bad mexican buffet, the single ply toilet paper rips. thus your fingers take a core sample of the terd thats chalked up in your crack. for the next week your finger reeks of the stinch thats under your finger nail !!!
i just pinched off a growler, and got a bad case of dirt finger !
by ElChuppacabra September 26, 2006
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ddt

Doo Doo Thumb, Meaning to insert,jam,place or put your thumb into someones ass without warning or mention
She said I couldnt put it in her ass so I did her doggie and gave her the DDT! just to learn her a lesson
by ElChuppacabra September 26, 2006
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