Facebook

A popular website where one can join the most pointless groups. Usually, these groups are associated with the boring things done in everyday life. News that your "friends" have joined these groups tend to infest your homepage, and tempt you to join or create a group along the lines of "I am tired of the pointless facebook groups".

I have nothing better to do right now, therefore I'm joining the "I tend to use a spoon to eat soup and cereal" group on Facebook.

by Assclownfd January 23, 2010

facenook

Acquiring a sexual partner on the online social community known as facebook.com

I coped some of that facenook thanks to Fitt's profile.

by Antony_Anthony January 5, 2008

Facebook Zombie

A person who spends too much time on social networking sites. (Note that although the word contains facebook, it really extends to any networking site (MySpace, Twitter, MSN, etc.)); Someone who must continuously check and re-check their accounts to see if a change has occured, or if a friend updates anything; this will get to a point where they schedule their day around their networking site; if they reach this final stage, kill them swiftly and with no hesitation. If we do not respond to this growing appocalypse, we will be overrun by Facebook Zombies. Nothing will stop them. They know no fear.

Kimo: Doo doo doo, hey Phiz, come check this ou-
Phiz: Can't, can't, can't! Hmm... 2:30! I gotta check my wall! I posted a humourous status half an hour ago! What if someone commented on it?
Kimo: Jesus, Phiz. You... you're a Facebook Zombie now... sorry, mate...
*gunshot*

by Kimo & PhizzyKola May 1, 2010

no good face

when you have a bad face, meaning it looks tricky, slyish, or angry. Commonly used by russian immigrants.

Bob:*tries to steal greg's wallet*
Greg:" You not do this is see you have no good face"

Steve:"hello sir"
Vlad:" you have no good face!!"

by wawowewa January 1, 2011

I salsa your face

Coined by Ann Perkins in the American comedy series "Parks and Recreation", this phrase is used to compliment one's good looks.

Chris: I relish your wit!
Ann: Well, I salsa your face!

by straightouttapawnee July 17, 2011

face_plain

Showing absolutely no interest whatsoever; usually used following an idiotic or nonsensical statement.

"OMGZ0RS I just liek totally masturbated and now my hands are sticky!"
"face_plain"

by Iliketofu August 22, 2004

bass face

The facial acrobatics that one engages in when playing a particularly groovy bassline. Can involve facial scrunching, mouthing, silent screaming, all of the above at once and more.

Check out that bass face, the bassist looks like he's laying pipe.

by turqoisenoise April 4, 2011