Monkey crotch 

A condition caused by any activity that results in a mans underwear becoming wet for a sustained period, resulting in chafing, redness, and a yeast colony growing on the scrotum.

This results in painful burning and itching, with incessant pulling at the groin for relief.

Working in the sun all day gave me monkey crotch.

Monkey crotch by RabbiRob July 3, 2006

Beer Crotch 

The act of shoving multiple beers in your waistline to prevent walking up and down stairs to your backpack at parties.
Much like a beer belt... only worse for your pants.

Stephanie was totally beer crotch-ing it last night.

Drew has such a beer crotch right now.

Beer Crotch by shteph12 February 27, 2011

Smooth Crotch 

Term used to describe Reactor Operators in the Nuclear Submarine Force.

ETCS Jones has no balls. He's a real smooth crotch.

Smooth Crotch by San Juan Vet December 14, 2010

Sledgehammer Crotch 

The soreness one feels in their vagina the day after they have been pounded especially rough and/or hard.

I can barely walk this morning because I have such a wicked case of sledgehammer crotch.

Sledgehammer Crotch by Semore Buttes January 18, 2011

Fire Crotch

A woman with a red haired vagina.

I love me some "Fire Crotch"

Fire Crotch by cooter davenport May 12, 2010

Cabin Crotch 

'Cabin Crotch' A condition caused by sitting in one place for long periods of time.

Symptoms: Warm crotch area accompanied by a musty, funky woft, due to poor air circulation and long periods of sitting down.

Sometimes an irritating itch within the crotch area would often indicate that its time to get out of your chair and have a little walk around, to perhaps 'vent' the area and relieve agitation caused by the stress of being seated..

'Dunno about cabin fever Tom, think I may have cabin crotch'...

Cabin Crotch by Ding Dong 69 September 23, 2010

Squatch Crotch

When a girl has stinky hairy vagina reminiscent of what a female bigfoot may have.

That girl I fucked with last night had the worst case of squatch crotch I've ever seen.

Squatch Crotch by VAUncleBadTouch May 9, 2012