Clarky

Someone who refuses to share a joke.

She won't share her joke with me. She's being a real clarky.

by JGyeahthatsme January 25, 2016

clarked

When you completely screw something up.

When you spell a similar word with the wrong word.

"She's growing up to be a perfect little Angle"

'Dude you totally clarked that one up, you mean angel'

by PrycePryce August 6, 2016

clarky big dick

A boy with a large penis

Coorr girls have you seen clarky big dick yet?

by Mluvky April 21, 2017

Clarked

Is a state at which a boy/ man's best friend or wing man, cheats or takes advantage over the fact that his best friend isn't as "cool" or "stud" like as him. Instead of helping the boy/ man start a relationship, the best friend/ wingman creates a relationship between himself and the boy/man's crush.

God damn it! HE Clarked me! Now I am forever alone.

by Hfs stories May 22, 2017

Clarko

Rap god.
Clarko cannot run outta bars, gets all the money and gets all the cars.

Clarko's bars are more fire than the sun.

Oi mate, you are a real Clarko

That boy is a ginger Clarko

by Appie Louws October 25, 2017

clarkedly

'Clarkedly' is the adverb that describes that annoying point when you think you've wiped your arse, but there's always more to go.

I thought I had finished wiping my arse but I had Clarkedly carry on until clean.

by Bazd October 27, 2017

Clarked

When the user you are playing in Madden has cheat codes to gets every perfect bounce possible no matter what... in any situation by all means possible they will get the fucking lucky bounce

Madden is so bullshit, I got Clarked hardcore last night

by Ehasegolf15 December 7, 2017