chastise

(verb) to tactfully secrete semen on one's partner's thorax

Hey baby, when are you gonna let me chastise you?
OMG!! Kees, did you really just chastise me?

by loxies December 6, 2020

chesterfield spud

A Chesterfield Spud is Couch Potato, adhering to colloquial vernacular amongst Canadians.

Stop being a Chesterfield Spud and come with us to play hockey, eh.

by Brain Squisher September 10, 2008

Chestastic

A big ass Pair O' Titties!!!!!

Damn, Those titties were just chestastic!

by Larry Mcgriegor April 5, 2008

chestimate

see breastimation
to estimate or guess a chicks bra size

i would chestimate...DOUBLE D'S!

by micahmanyea August 18, 2008

chestwaxer

1. One who waxes his chest.
2. Yet another way of saying gay.

1. Tom is such a chestwaxer!
2. TOM IS SUCH A FLAMING CHESTWAXER!!

by Agent Hound April 6, 2009

Chester Stash

A fugly attempt at male facial hair that looks a bit like Mario's from SuperMario Brothers.

Check out the nappy Chester Stash on that guy! All he needs is a gold chain and he'd be pimp material!!!

by Cheesy Lou-easy June 28, 2010

Chester Cooldown

When you shove flaming hot cheetos snacks into a prosto's snatch

Last night I had some excess flaming hot cheetos snacks so I bought this prosto and gave her a Chester Cooldown

by Raymond Tribble III March 2, 2014