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A hipster-like (but not pure hipster) teen in his prime. You can often find in his natural habitat which is the big city. His easy-going attitude has confined to a bike for primary transportation. Proceed with caution, this kid is fuckin' crazy.
You see that chick with the Cutie With A Tootie Fruity Booty? Cat Guy would be all over that.
Cat Guy by cardschamps June 12, 2011
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Cat Parade 

a party of only girls (or at least 80% girls), where there is a substantial abundance of pussy.
The sorority was throwing a huge party inviting everybody. When Tony arrived, he soon found out that it was a total cat parade.
Cat Parade by enstromed January 1, 2010
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Cat Goop 

Anal secretion from a cat infected with a form of feline AIDS. The goop itself is of a snotty, light-green hue and has the stringy consistency of ejaculate.
That goddamn cat gooped all over the couch last night!
K.C.'s dripping her cat goop in her own food bowl.
Would you rather suck Don Vito's dick, or drink a cat goop milkshake?
Cat Goop by Lazy Black Man January 10, 2010

cat margarine

A sweaty drippage from between a females breast region dripping down to the vagina area. Forming a sticky substance and an odor compared to a dump truck.
My friend Dana came home from a sweet gym sesh, and seemed to brew up a bit of cat margarine.
cat margarine by BigCountry6969 March 21, 2011

cat 5 tatoo

The grease stain an inexperienced cyclist gets on his right calf from accidentally leaning his crankset up against his leg. A telltale sign of inexperience.
That guy claims he is a bad-ass cyclist but I don't buy it. Check out his cat 5 tatoo!
An indoor cat that spends most of it's time hidden and is only rarely spotted. Much like a cockroach.
"Have you seen the cat?"
"That's not a cat! It's a cat roach. It only comes out to feed!"
Cat Roach by Ms_Firebrand August 15, 2012

cat shepherd

A person who excels in cat herding, one who can basically get cats to listen and obey at a beconed call or whisper. The cat family just has a general respect for this person of great merit. This person is basically like the Jesus of the cats, knows exactly how to deal with the felines in every situation.
Feline: meow meow, purr...
Outsider: you must be a cat shepherd.
Cat Shepherd: yeah it just kinda comes naturally. (Pets feline delicately)
cat shepherd by JotaJotaHansen December 13, 2013