Somebody who is very full of shit and is a complete total beta
Man 1: “Hey man, who’s that person over there?”
Man 2: “Oh, him? That’s just a NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler.”
by Bigboylover87 May 06, 2024
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Virtual crabs

The icky feeling one gets from bad behviour at online dating sites.
I tried dating online, but I kept getting virtual crabs. Yuck!
by Fuzzybuzzzz June 14, 2018
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juicy crab

When you go down on a girl and its super wet and you see little creatures moving.
Well I went down on her and she was wet and something was crawling on my face man must of been some juicy crabs!
by Redsbeard March 27, 2021
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Juicy Crab

While eating ass, taking the index and middle fingers of the hands and pinching a testicle in each (reaching around the torso to do so).
He's got some bruises from that Juicy Crab last night.
by Philliam Fucksworthy October 01, 2022
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