Tool Tuesday

Day of the week when gym bros take mirror selfies in the gym’s mirrors. Usually they intentionally flex in a way to look like a complete tool.
Bro! I got a great prump rn want to take a Tool Tuesday pic
by JBrò November 17, 2020
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Helicopter Tools

1. (n.)Implements used by a helicopter mechanic to perform maintenance and repairs on helicopters.

2. (n.) When wrenches are thrown in a certain manner, they will spin like the propeller on a helicopter; usually occurs when the technician performing a difficult repair gets overwhelmed by rage.
While Joe was working on a BMW, one of the most unnecessarily complicated vehicles on the planet, he grew frustrated and made some helicopter tools.
by Joeyreb February 04, 2021
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park tool

All the retards that work at park tool
by Forumyoung June 15, 2022
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The T.V's knackered again. Fetch me my Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Tool.
by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015
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Tool Bag

The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits
Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"

Jarrret is a tool bag.
by Bubba gunk September 03, 2017
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Tool Bag

He is such a Tool Bag
by A Reliable Source December 16, 2019
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fightin' tools

Kitchen utensils: forks, spoons, knives, etc. The things you use to "attack" your food before you eat it.
That stupid waiter didn't put any fightin' tools on our table yet!
by pentozali August 30, 2007
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