zoofag

A man who sexually molests animals...with his dink.

That zoofag is rape sexin' that panda!

by Doogy McDoogy August 1, 2006

Zoolander

BEST MOVIE EVER. If you dont think so you are most likely retarted, and I dont like you.

A: "That girl just said she hates Zoolander".
B: "Stupid Bitch".

by smart sob July 16, 2008

zootallures

Getting incredibly intoxicated and then mercilessly kicking people out of a party or a chatroom and then locking the door/channel and passing out in a drunken stupor, awakening to an empty room and teary complaints from those abused.

"Wtf!? I can't get back inside. :*( The door's locked!"
"I knw. He did a ZootAllures"

by Neon_Angel April 27, 2008

tay zonday

monkey who eats people

When going in the jungle, beware of the Tay Zonday.

by joe111122231 September 29, 2007

zooder

The act of having anal sex in a pool then taking the arms of your partner then grab her had while you are in climax and drown your partner in the pool

I didn't like Tammy so Jake said fuck it! Give her a zooder

by zoodhide January 14, 2015

Zoodled

Zoodled. When one Is so high they’re “Special”

Mannn, I’m so zoodled.
This stuff Got me Zoodled

by King-Dj October 6, 2018

Zoolander the oversized mampie

Zoolander the oversized mamphie is someone who tries to beef u when u don’t know them. Mamphies beef all the time. Zoolanders beef everyone to hide all of her insecurities. They are are ugly fat biaches, they think they can act hard. Shows a lot. Their momma so stupid they stuck a battery up their ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"@zoolandersmama
I’m sorry if I was staring but I took me a long time to count all ur chins hunniiii.

yesterday I saw a Zoolander the oversized mampie. It tried to beef meh

by Zoo lander the oversized mampi June 7, 2019