Zomglemantis

A phrase which is said when the speaker just came to a realization or was taken by surprise.

-Hey, i heard Bill bought an elephant

-ZOMGLEMANTIS!!! I thought that was illegal!

or

-ZOMGLEMANTIS!!! I forgot i had pizza in the fridge!

by Mr. Wing January 26, 2009

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zooged

Among the right group of somebodies, "zooged" is by far the best replacement for the words "served" or "owned" when someone else loses an argument/gets in a fight they can't win/has their comeback come right back at them/gets run over.

It's very simple. Take a sentence like "you got served!" and just jam "zooged" right in there. As in:

A: "You're right. I did leave my keys in her flat. With the death threat and the thing about never seeing her again. F**k it."

B: "You got zooged!!!!!"

by DieuLePere May 29, 2009

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Zoogasm

Dropping your load during a visit to the Zoo. Preferably right in front of the Panda Exhibit.

Dan: Those fuzzy balls of Panda just gave me a Zoogasm!
Earl: Dude- go clean yourself off

by holy crap im cool July 9, 2009

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Zemog

When a person makes no sense whatsoever purposely, it's said that he "Zemogs", or that he is "Zemoging"
The word comes from an Xbox Live player who according to many has just been babbling incoherent sentences of words into his microphone.

"A cellphone made out of pastrami would probably have a bad reception"

"Don't Zemog, please. I'm trying to concentrate"

by SGACarson February 7, 2010

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