A repeated process of checking yourself out in the mirror and making sure you look hot at every possible angle, all while pouting your lips together to form one of Derrek Zoolander's facial looks (i.e. Le Tigra, Blue Steel, or Magnum).
J.R. needs to stop zoolandering himself all day long because his attention has been sidetracted away from Robyn.
by R. Dubb December 9, 2008
Get the zoolandering mug.A type of zebra only found in Hawaii. They tend to hang out with a bunch of unicorns. They communicate using using high pitch dinasoir noises. Zolans believe that the reason unicorns are dying is because of government corruption. They tend to think they are cooler than skater boys. When felt Threadtend they release a noxious gas through there buttox. When Zolans are around there friends they act like a super humans. There stripes are Christmas colors, and they only eat cookies. When the rain deer are unable to drive santas slay, Zolans fill in for the raindeers
You bro, that Zolan over there just farted
He didn't fart he released noxious gasses through his buttox..DUHH
He didn't fart he released noxious gasses through his buttox..DUHH
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A repeated process of checking yourself out in the mirror and making sure you look hot at every possible angle, all while pouting your lips together to form one of Derrek Zoolander's facial looks (i.e. Blue Steel or Magnum).
J.R. needs to stop zoolandering himself all day long because his attention has been sidetracted away from Robyn.
by R. Dubb April 8, 2008
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2) zoltan is a term loosely used to describe a random, unforeseen event or comment on a hilarity or precarious situation.
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