zoinks

an expression of surprise

that really happened, well zoinks!

by b ccgnhmjukh,. February 7, 2019

zoinks

Used as an exclamation in response to an innuendo or anything suggestive. Sometimes accompanied with an eyebrow wiggle.

Internet: Here, we don't just embrace insanity...
We feel it up, french kiss it, and buy it a drink, not necessarily in that order.
Anon: Zoinks!

by LennyZoinks December 5, 2017

ZOINK

ZOINK is a type of metal that matayas shouts in my fucking ear!

Lisa: matayas can I borrow some zink?
MAYTAYAS:ITS PRONOUNCED AS ZoInKkkkK!

by Ieheneiejenneje June 14, 2019

Zoinked

Being high out of your brain.

"I'M ZOINKED OUT MY FUCKIN MIND MAN".

by ZOINKEDALLDAYEVERYDAY July 3, 2021

Zoinked

When your brain decides to shut down after a while

After a night out with the boys I was totally zoinked

by committee to plan parties January 26, 2019

Zoinks

An alternative to “wow” or “cool”

Zoinks! Mark got an A+ on his test!

by GaySpaceDemon February 28, 2021

Zoinks

What Shaggy says when he gets spooked.

Zoinks! It's the gay blade!

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 1, 2022