Zoinked

When you're so fucked up that you just pass right out, having no knowledge or recollection of the context. Although this use is uncommon, it may also be used to describe being so tired that you fall asleep out of nowhere.

"Dude I smoked wayyy too much last night I was fucking zoinked"

"Did you see Erick last night? He chugged a handle of Absolut and zoinked in the corner"

by sixthgrade4ever January 15, 2018

zoinked

the state of being inexplicably befuddled after consuming a large amount of za

'Dude, you look zoinked outta your mind'

by chompp March 9, 2023

zoinked

Another saying of a blowjob

“My bitch juliet just zoinked the shit out of my cock

by fat faggot frank June 17, 2019

zoink

word created by a group of basic east cobb girls called the 7 sisters to represent oh no or yikes.

“i failed that test so bad”-him

“zoink”-her

by lil lesid December 25, 2018

Zoinks

The scooby-doo version of the f word or crap.

Zoinks! ghost boy after us

by hitomerrt February 6, 2023

Zoinks

The scooby-doo version of fuck

"Zoinks, man your penis is huge" - Shaggy

by hdhehebbsw February 6, 2023

Zoinked

when you're so fucked up out of your mind you think your teacher is your step mom and you fuck them. but in reality they were your sister and now you're running from the law because you fucked your sister. but you ran to fucking Alabama where its legal to fuck your sister so the law can't apprehend you. now you're living in alabama where you wrestle alligators for a living. yeah, this life, all because you wanted to get zoinked.

Bro, how zoinked are you?

Bro, i fucked my mom, im so zoinked.

by WHYARES November 24, 2020