Zack Syndrome

Someone who during a serious argument or conversation will casually post memes, joke around, and not take anything seriously, and when provoked will then choose to reply with an irrelevant argument since they have no other response

Dude stop having Zack Syndrome

Can you like not have Zack Syndrome?

Hey, Blaze said to stop having Zack Syndrome and actually respond

by Parzival2112 May 11, 2021

Zackariah

Zackariah is the name of the most adorable, intelligent, sarcastic funny, LOVEable, caring guY tO ever exist. He is king of the simps, he’s that kid who will fall in love with a girl and obsessively love her for eternity. She probably won’t notice that he exists but he’ll always try to change that. And if she loves him back she’ll have the best boyfriend. Then hUsband. Then she’ll Be the saddest widow becAuse he’s probably going to die Before her and it’s probablY going to be all her fault. Also he’s gonna be a great fbi agent. :)

Person that knows me- Who the Hell wrote those billions of cringey AF urban dictionary definitions on your name that are specifically about you?

Me- That was definitely my boyfriend, Zackariah, he does shit like that so now I’m trying to beat his definitions by writing one on his name that’s so fucking cringey it makes all of his look completely inferior.

by The girlfriend of the guy August 27, 2021

ZackScottGames

A letsplayer, who's been around for a very long time. Is quite famous among Plants vs Zombies community. Has made over 1000 videos on PvZ 2 (and continues to make more).

Person 1:Hey,do you know ZackScottGames?
Person 2: Yes, i remember watching his PvZ 2 playthrough as a kid.
Person 1:He actually released his 1000th PvZ2 video this year.

by Vsevers November 20, 2022

zacklies

when your mouth tastes zacklie like your asshole

after a hard night of pounding 40's i woke up with a bad case of the zacklies.

by scootterj69 January 19, 2009

Zack-me-off

A sexual position where the male is behind the female who has one leg up(on a chair, stool etc.) and the other normally on the floor so she is standing and balanced. The male fingers the female with one hand, and carresses her breast with the other. This is good for foreplay to get both in "the mood", especially when in tight quarters. Derived from the "Magical Zack-me-off" where the girl is playing guitar-hero for the duration of the time.

Guy 1-Did you hear that me and my girl did the Zack-me-off in the bathroom at school?

Guy 2-No man, why'd you do that?

Guy 1-We didn't want to get caught so we went in the stall and space was tight.

by Z-Mo April 9, 2008

Zackaria

Extremely attractive on most days; normally skinny; sweet; can always cheer you and make you smile no matter what; hilarious; definitely best friend material; overprotective; easily jealous; sensitive; caring; loving; adorable; moody; great lover; big penis; a great guy all around.

Did you see that Zackaria?! He's so amazing!

This dude I met last night was sooo amazing! I'm pretty sure he was a Zackaria.

by crazyladies13 February 5, 2012

Zack

A sweet, funny, and caring guy who will always be a great friend to you no matter who you are or where you come from. A man that will always make you happy and cheer you up, and will always be there for you no matter what happens. He is a loving guy and is cute and will always find a way to make you smile, and will talk to you every day unless you push him away. He gets sad very easily and will be your best-est of buddies until the end of time and he feels his sole purpose is to make people happy.

"He's such a type of Zack"
"I know I should go make friends with him."

by ChocoPotatos24 October 24, 2017