Zach

Common name, usually the Zach is really really really really really hot.
Popular, jock, hot, nice body, tall, gorgeousss.
But is an ass whole.
People on like Zach's for there looks.

Person- who is that really cute guy of there?
Person2- oh that's zach
person- he's FIIIIIINE.
Person2- yeah i know, but stay away he's an ass.

by thegirl123 March 28, 2009

Zach

It's a sexually confused person. It thinks it's male but it is really female.

Look at that zach over there. I feel sorry for it

by Not_SEGA April 13, 2009

Zach-It

To Hide or Conceal, By Inserting into ones own rectum.

I Zach-it ed my Black dildo because my mom wanted to clean my room.

The cop pulled us over, but didn't find the bong because i zached it just seconds before he caught us

by DaStokingGoat November 19, 2009

Zach

Weeb

Zach is a weeb

by Zachisaweeb June 20, 2019

zach

someone who is moody and mean

takes ages to open a fucking snapchat

“zach come drinking”
“no i dont wanna ruin my life”

by chaz.millarxo June 6, 2020

Zach

Frequently short, fluffy haired, muscular, and a great lover. He's a protector, someone who will help you and protect you in hard times regardless of the situation. He loves and is easy to love in return just because of how great he is. He sometimes acts like a crackhead but that's a given, he's Zach after all!

Zach is a safe place, a comfort person, someone you go to to feel like you again. Zach will help you find yourself when your lost.

Zach will save you, in every way a person can be saved
He is also the embodiment of a chocolate lab.

Woah, did you see that girl?
Does she have a boyfriend?
Yeah, it's Zach.
Wow, he's such a good guy, she's so lucky

by Ivysaurus1112 January 24, 2023

Zach

He is a one of a kind person. You will never find another person like him. He might be your brother, or your sister depending on how he is acting at the time but no matter what you love him. When you are going through a tough time and just really need guidance on what to do you think about one of the smartest people you know then the name Zach pops in your head so you give him a call and 99% of the time he gives you a solution that you would have never come up with but is absolutely genius. Yes you might not always agree with his thoughts on a topic and may never win an argument against him but you'll still love him no matter what.

Hey look at that handsome lawyer over there I bet you his name is Zach.

by JDAWG((( December 1, 2021