Wump

1) Band kid humor describing failure of one to hit a particular note, ergo, a failure
2) A fail of epic proportions, described by a very loud pedal tone, saying "This is my wump..." and a tuba player with a monotone voice saying "Wump"
3) A play on Wumbo
4) A descriptive word for a very good time, day, or experience
5) The act of one putting their lips over the mouthpiece of a brass instrument, preferably sousaphone, tuba, contra, or baritone, and yelling as loud as humanly possible
6) If all else fails, the most accurate and precise definition of Wump is 42
7) God

1) *Band kid trips on tuba*
Wump
2) "How was your day?"
"It was very wump thank you"

by Mr. Leo October 15, 2014

Wumple Gimlet

The situation that one Jonah Richard Giltz gets himself into after masturbating to completion while thinking about Tori’s Biloba. Immediately after slinging the monochromatic mustard shot, he then becomes the Lucky Pierre for three different groups of men, ingesting semen until his stomach expands with undulating desire and his anus puckers. The resulting space within his asshole then becomes the Wumple Gimlet, ready to receive the final loads, holding them until they ferment into an almost sludge-like, yet still malleable putty. Removing the contents of the Wumple Gimlet, and placing it in Jonah’s mouth is called The Roswell Pettybone Flower.

“Hey James, why isn’t Jonah home from work yet? It’s already 1am!”

“Dont you remember? He’s getting paid to do a Wumple Gimlet for those twinks in the East Village”

“Oh, right, how could I forget!?”

“Tonight is the 2-for-1, Man Skin Boot and the Wumple Gimlet for $29.03”

“What a bargain! Let’s kiss!”

“Okay! I enjoy your private parts, Dane”

“You’re so sweet, would you like to have a Dead Baby Popsicle with me? It’s from the batch of ‘09; perfectly preserved.”

“Hell yes! The parents are STILL looking for that mongoloid!”

by JonahJamesDane November 8, 2017

diary of a wimpy kid

A book series that was written after Jane Austen visited the grave of William Shakespeare while listening to Mozart

A: this is so amazing
B:this is so totally a diary of a wimpy kid moment

by alex.andurr February 26, 2021

mug wump

a texas term meaning one who sits on a fence (ie his mug is on one side of the fence and his wump in on the other)

alt. a fence straddler

I have not heard the candidate state her position clearly even once. What a mug wump!

by Stella Lafayette December 3, 2004

wumpkin

Similar to Blumpkin and Crumpkin. The act of getting your wang sucked while deficating (shitting) while smoke some reefer (marijuana)..

Bob- Dude, you ever got a wumpkin?

Jim- Yeah man, they're insane!!

Bob- Awesome dude, I'm about to go ask my girl for me.

Jim- Great.. hope you get it.

by Ben Dover 420 April 20, 2010

WUMPS

Large tasteless boots / trainers. Primarily worn by urban warriors. They are often all black with white soles, or garishly coulored.

"Man did you see Jimmy Kigs wumps? They were rank"

by Carlton Treasure January 27, 2008

Wuppy

Referring to someone who does something stupid.
The word Wuppy can also be used as an adjective, verb or noun to annoy people. It's at its best use when screaming it at the top of your voice, in someone's face, constantly.

Eg. 1
Jack: OMFG she is so stupid.
Alex: You know what she is?She's a fucking wuppy.
Eg. 2
Alex: Wuppy wuppied my wuppy and it was wuppylicious.
Kieren: WUPPY WUPPY WUPPY WUPPY.

by SJ-M June 16, 2008