WILF

Widow I'd like to fuck

Man, I went to that funeral last week end and even though it was my best friend in the coffin, all I could think about was how his wife has become a total WILF!

by Loutre August 23, 2015

wilfi

An absolutely rad drummer who will definitely do very well in the music industry. He tries but fails to get a girlfriend and is one of those 'I don't have a crush on anyone' dudes. He is also really small and quiet.

Guy 1: Dude, that drummer is sick! Does he have a girlfriend?
Guy 2: No he's a bit of a wilfi.

by Urban geniois April 6, 2017

Wilf

Widow I'd like to fuck

Did you do that wilf last night ?

by Fletch1975 June 18, 2018

WTLF

What the legitimate fuck?

We have a different P.M. today? WTLF?

by Spotlock August 25, 2018

Wilfred Warrior

A very strange-looking cat who became famous after it showed up at Michael Rapaport's doorstep (or his mother's; it's kind of hard to tell). The foul-mouthed Rapaport began to dramatically freak out about the cat because of its bulging eyes and prominent overbite that makes him look very deformed and scary. Rapaport then posted the video of his reaction to the Internet, including a part 2 when the cat appeared once again.

"MA! THAT FUCKING CAT IS BACK AGAIN!"

And thus, Wilfred Warrior got his name.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 17, 2021

wilf

walrus i'd like to fukk

I would love to eat potato salad out of a wilf's vagina.

by Drew Bruning & Adam Harju April 13, 2007

wilf

Weasley I'd Like To Fuck

or just a ginger whom you would like to fuck

Person one, " who is your wilf? "
Person two, " oh, definately Ron "

by LuPoo April 21, 2010