woody allen 

A Jewish nerd with an erection

Jonah looked around the room as he entered his advanced calculus class. He quickly sat down at an empty seat in an attempt to hide his woody allen.

woody allen by hipsterjew April 7, 2010

Woody Allen Incest 

The creepy act of getting into a relationship with a "step" or distant member of your family, such as a stepchild, second cousin, or "stepcousin". This type of behavior is not illegal, but definitely creepy. Named after Woody Allen, who married his ex girlfriend's adopted child. (Arguably if not definitely his stepchild.)

Mark: Hey I wanna hook up with Sarah, she's my uncle's stepchild, but that doesn't make us biologically family!
Joe: That's Woody Allen Incest! And fucking disgusting. Even though I'd plow her hard.

Woody Allen Incest by NemoHavok June 18, 2009

woody johnson

A very hard and erect penis.

I got a woody johnson just looking at that elevator chick over there!

woody johnson by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

Woody Paige 

possibly the wisest guy on the planet with his quotes

Woody Paige said "Lefties have rights too"

Woody Paige said "Life without bears would be unbearable"

Woody Paige by gmarkowitz October 9, 2010

Woody Hayes 

The greatest football coach that ever lived.

God: "I am so proud to have made Woody Hayes."

Woody Hayes by Picklesnshakes February 12, 2009

woody allen 

A bespectacled genius.

Elvis Costello's living doppleganger.

Also favors Any Trouble's lead singer.

Did I mention he's a.....*gulp*......COMEDIAN?

"Woody Allen never told a joke. He told anecdotes."

woody allen by Alison Krueger August 29, 2003

Woody Allen moment

relating something normal to a ridiculous conclusion

Woody Allen moment by Brian Colby November 6, 2003